Tag Archives: humor

I feel your pain, Star Wars generation

I went to see Monsters, Inc. for my 9th birthday. My friends and I sat in the front of the theater. We were too young to realize that the front row is always a poor life choice. But despite our … Continue reading

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Why The Harlem Shake Should Go Away, According to Emily

I can sum up my feelings about the internet-video sensation The Harlem Shake in three simple words: I loath it. Internet users, we are going to have a heart to heart. Stop Harlem Shaking. Stop sharing videos of the Harlem … Continue reading

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Fear, According to Emily

How does one go from having a healthy dose of fear, to an overdose of unhealthy, obsessive-like fear? I was once a happy, carefree girl. Sure, encountering the occasional insect or arachnid put a damper on my happy, carefree attitude, but Daddy … Continue reading

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Olympic Emotions

I feel like I’m obligated to write an Olympic-themed blog post as part of some unspoken blogger pact which proves my patriotism. While I am patriotic, this post is only vaguely related to the Olympics. Rather, it is about the olympics … Continue reading

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Things I’ll Tell My Future Children To Do

During the summer my mom leaves us a list of chores to be done before she returns from work. They usually consist of things such as “clean the kitchen,” “fold the clothes,” etc. As a proponent of child labor (that … Continue reading

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Accidentally Falling Asleep, According To Emily

An alternate title for this post could be: Purposefully Falling Asleep, According To Emily. Because sometimes you plan naps, and sometimes they sneak-attack you. Even though I usually wake up disoriented and sometimes panicky, I relish napping (intentional or otherwise). … Continue reading

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Exercising, According To Emily

(Confession: It took me at least five tries to spell “exercising” correctly… I am not proud of this fact…) Historically, I do not exercise. At all. Not even a little bit. Perhaps that’s why I can’t spell “exercise” and the variations … Continue reading

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